An Affair to Dismember by Elise Sax

An Affair to Dismember by Elise Sax Book Summary

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"Fans of laugh-out-loud romantic suspense will enjoy this new author as she joins the ranks of Janet Evanovich, Katie MacAllister, and Jennifer Crusie."Booklist, on An Affair to Dismember

"Elise Sax will win your heart."New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis

My name's Gladie Burger, and my Grandma Zelda says that I have "The Gift." That means that I'm going to be a great matchmaker, and it probably means that I can know things that can't be known.

Just like my grandma.

She knows who should be matched with who, and she also knows what the weather's going to be weeks in advance. Some people call that a Third Eye. Some people call it psychic. Some people call it weird.

I'm betting Grandma is wrong. The only "gift" I've had in my life is not being able to hold down a job. I might have a commitment problem.

But I'm helping her out in the matchmaking business, anyway. So far, I haven't made a match, and now after our neighbor across the street fell, hit his head, and died, I can't stop thinking that maybe his death was no accident.

Maybe it was murder.

I may have commitment issues, but I seem totally committed to finding out if he was murdered and who murdered him.

The annoying Chief of Police—who unfortunately turns my insides into molten estrogen jelly—thinks I should be committed for sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong.

Luckily, another neighbor is just as hot as the Chief, and he's more than happy to support my sleuthing. Ditto my best friends Bridget and Lucy.

It's a toss-up if I'll solve this mystery, get killed in the process, get arrested, or find true love.

An Affair to Dismember is the first book in the Matchmaker Mysteries series. It is a humorous and romantic small-town mystery. Matchmaker Mysteries…Sometimes love comes with a few dead ends.

An Affair to Dismember Book Details

Book Name An Affair to Dismember
Genre Cozy Mysteries
Author Elise Sax
Published 16 January 2017, Monday
Price Free
E-Book Size 2.31 MB

An Affair to Dismember by Elise Sax Book Reviews

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Whitecat53

An affair to dismember. Laughed out loud . Clever different fun and it does remind me of my favorite series Stephanie plum by evanovich

Tuna209

so interesting !. i started reading this book about maybe, a week ago, and i’ve finished and enjoyed every single moment of it! i literally can’t stop thinking about the events in the book, so many dramatic cliffhangers and so many plot twists! defiantly a new favorite of mine.😍💯

Fjgoku

An Affair to Dismember. Ending could have been better

Squidgymom

Not a fan of this heroine.. I’ve read some of the authors other series, but the main character in this one really irritated me. How many stupid decisions can one person make? Too unbelievable to enjoy.

Dog mystery lover

Neurotically funny. The lead character is hysterical once you understand her ramblings! Almost clean book with very interesting characters. There is everything from being rescued by firemen to multiple murders and all within a few hours read!

Crab Legs & Cold Beer

Fun read. Light and funny

Sgrimp

An Affair to Disember. Great reading. I just didn’t want to put it down.

Adpantano

Eh. Ok Reading. Silly dialogues slow the plot. And didn’t like Letters from Grandma.

Licorich

An Affair to Dismember. This is probably a great book for a young teen. It’s just not for me though.

Magshoel

Great story I was surprise I was half way through when I saw how many pages i read. Very Good writing. I enjoyed this book. It makes me want to go to this city and become Gladys’ friend. She is funny in her own way and it would be great fun to have coffee with. Thanks for writing a fun book

Bjs70

An Affair to Dismember. I enjoyed this book. It was fun following the clues to find out who the murderer was.

DianeEllenAdams

Fun Read. Loved it! Couldn’t put it down. Highly recommended!

NewEarthorBust

4 stars. Fun, fun, fun! Made me laugh out loud.

Mcambra

LOVE!. Affair to Dismember is cleverly written and totally entertaining. I've found my new favorite series! Tons of laugh out loud moments with a ton of memorable characters. You'll fall in love with Gladie, Grandma Zelda, Spencer, and the rest of the population of Cannes! If you like Stephanie Plum, you'll love Gladie!

Buckybeaver1957

An affair to dismember. It kept me interested to the end. Loved it!

GMCKN

Entertaining easy read. It made me smile and not think about the real world for a while.

KB_S

Cute and funny. Such a perfect light read for a beach vacation

Alashton

So much fun! Lol. Loved this series! Simple, easy and fun read! Loved the characters. Laughed at the antics and grandmas letters.

Xcarissamae

An Affair to Disremember. This book has it all: suspense, romance, and comedy. I haven't laughed that hard for a long time and couldn't put it down because I had to see how it ended!

Jayelle Wise

An Affair to Dismember. Fun and funny! Enjoyable read.

Lt2go

STITCHES!!. You know a book is good when you constantly laugh out loud. Looking forward to next installment.

CP in Riverside

Fun, easy, relaxing read. This is a silly, fun, heartwarming detective romance. It’s easy reading that helps to escape whatever stress you’re dealing with while enjoying the story and the characters.

Ijusttookabath

Hmm. Interesting choice of plot, shouldnt have killed off the granny. I really wanted her to end up with the hot policeman, not the murderer. Needs more sex

Susal55

An Affair to Dismember!. Read it, you will enjoy it! Very catchy story and characters!

Osmalo

An Affair to Dismember. I really, really liked this book. Lots of cliff hangers at the end of the chapters!

Gweneeth

An Affair to dismember. I’m not sure what the title has to do with the book but I enjoyed it. The characters were unique and goofy. It was very entertaining.

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An Affair to dismember. Loved your book, ES. Love Gladie. Two thumbs up. So funny. Catherine M.

Yung melanin

Surprisingly funny !. At first when I started the book I was a bit skeptical, but it turned out to be really enjoyable. It was lively and funny and I would 10/10 recommend it.

Vivsnana

An affair to dismember. So funny. Loved it

Ckreadsalot

An Affair To Dismember. Delightful first story of this series. I’ve been hooked on this author’s books since first reading the Goodnight series. Romance, mystery and laughter are the win win combination for readers of these well written stories.

Crouchdown

Tear jerker!. I have never laughed so much reading a book before! I needed tissues to wipe my eyes so I could keep reading. On to the next book post haste.

Ayeltee

great reading. I really enjoyed the character of Gladie Burger. She was witty, sassy, fun & self-deprecating in a good way. I look forward to reading more of her adventures. There were some editing issues but overall an enjoyable, fun and good-natured read.

Lozauz84

Keep going. When I first started the book it was a little bit slow and I was having trouble getting into it. I figured I would keep reading to see if it got better and I'm glad I did. This series so far has been engaging and witty and I have had a good giggle throughout the books. Up to the 3rd book now and enjoying every page of it.

Summertime8988

An affair to dismember. A brilliant tale, it’s rare I make it to the end of a novel, and I managed to finish this within 24 hours of starting it. Hooked from the minute I began and still so many questions.... A brilliant read

Mandi71

Lovely relaxing read.. I really enjoyed this story. Nice easy reading with uncomplicated characters. Look forward to reading more in the series.

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About Author "Elise Sax"

Blood, Sweat & Tears (also known as "BS&T") is an American jazz rock music group founded in New York City in 1967, noted for a combination of brass with rock instrumentation. BS&T has gone through numerous iterations with varying personnel and has encompassed a wide range of musical styles. Their sound has merged rock, pop and R&B/soul music with big band jazz. The group's self-titled second album spent seven weeks atop the U.S. charts in 1969 and won the Grammy Award for Album of the Year in 1970. It contained the hit recordings "And When I Die", "You've Made Me So Very Happy", and "Spinning Wheel". All of these peaked at number two on the Billboard Hot 100. The follow-up album, Blood, Sweat & Tears 3, also reached number one in the U.S. In addition to original music, the group is known for arrangements of popular songs by Laura Nyro, James Taylor, Carole King, the Band, the Rolling Stones, Billie Holiday and many others. The group has also adapted music from Erik ....

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